One thing I hate about being a girl:
My parents think I’ll get raped everywhere I go
Then I’m Like - ‘Hi, have you seen how ugly i am “
(Source: imsuchstupid, via kerrykryptonite)
//Cries// TT~TT Oh, Gilbo.
| Deryn: | If you sign this card, I'll give you a chocolate-covered marshmallow egg! |
|---|---|
| Everyone: | *signs the card and takes a marshmallow egg* |
| Deryn: | By signing this card, you all have agreed to something that you don't know yet. |
| Jenn: | O_O |
| Lydia: | Oh god... |
| Me: | Should I be scared? |
| Deryn: | Fine I'll open the card! *we all read it and find out that we have to read a really bad fanfic because we ate the chocolate-covered marshmallow eggs* |
| Me: | NOOOOOOOOO!!! |
| Deryn: | Wait, there's another option! You can either stick to reading crappy fanfic, or we can go to a yaoi convention! |
| Me: | YES I LOVE YAOI! |
| Lydia: | YESSSSSS! |
| Jenn: | OH GOD NO. |
What Do The Hetalia Guys Think Of You?
.: A Leader! :.
You are a Leader! (You got me! Sweet!)
Name: Kira Akamu (Hawaii)
Age: 20
Boyfriend/Crush: Austria (Undecided)
Personality: A true leader. Helpful, a great singer/artist, and very smart. Many people see you as a hero, and greatly admire you. You are also extremely strong.
Family: America’s younger sister
Best Friends: Everyone except for France.
Enemy: Just France
—————————-What they think of you—————————
Italy: Beautiful! Very Beautiful! Germany likes her~
Germany: A powerful, confident leader. Sadly, she’s part of the Allies..for she would be an excellent asset to the Axis. …-blushes-
America: An awesome little sis. But, she gets shy around people she doesn’t know easily.
England: Great friend. She makes good scones..
Japan: I feel bad for attacking Pearl Harbour…if I knew she was the one I was attacking…I wouldn’t have done it..
Canada: She notices me…she’s very kind…-blushes-
France: She’s beautiful…I must have her….But she hates me…
Russia: She will become one with me…da…~
China: Confident and strong! Amazing.
Switzerland: Excellent girl. -blushes-
Lichtenstein: She’s kind…but can be bossy sometimes…Big Bruder always stares at her.
Finland: Awesome chick..!
Austria: Ahem…-turns red- She sings to my piano music…I love her dearly…I want to marry her one day…
Your life, your love, your story, your Hetalia~!
The burger Queen!
Your Americas lil burger!
Friends: America, Italy, France, Prussia, Spain, Romano, England
Enemies: Russia, Austria, Hungary, Canada, Germany
Love interest: America or Italy~
~~what the they think of you~~
America: Dude! Like no words can describe her! Shes awesome! Shes my lil happy meal everyday! I wouldnt change her for the wooorld! :D
England: That girl is exactly like America! Shes tolerable at times and she always insults my scones…
France: Oh honhonhon~! *gets falcon punched by america*
Russia: I don’t like her… Shes too loud and annoying…
China: Shes sooo loud!!
Italy: veeh~! Shes amazing! She sings, draws, and makes pasta with me all the time! :D
Germany: Because of her I can’t let Italy into the kitchen because of what happened last time! (me: what’d they do?? O.o) THEY BLEW UP MY OVEN!!!
Japan: I never actually spoke to her…
~Others~
Canada: She’s mean…
S. Italy: She’s ok….
Spain: Fusososo~ she’s great~!
Prussia: Kesesese~ she’s an awesome prankster!
Austria: SHE AND AMERICA BROKE MY PIANO!!!!
Hungary: She broke Mr. Austria’s piano! *grabs pan* Grrr…..
Greece: Who?
Turkey: Huh?
Latvia: What?
Estonia: wha?
Lithuania: pardon?
~rest of the story~
As you watched the movie that honestly scared the crap out of you, you hear footsteps behind you so you look back just in time to see America tackle an intruder. You scream and stumble off the couch stunned on what your seeing. “Run! Get outa here!!” America yelled towards you as the intruder punched him square in the face. You stumble towards the door and as you had the handle in your grip the intruder pulls you by the hair and points the gun towards your head facing the bloodied America. He had blood coming out of his mouth and nose, and a dark bruise was forming on his cheek. “Let her go!” He snarled and the intruder only laughed, but what really surprised both you and the intruder was America laughing along. “What are-” the intruder didn’t finish his sentence as a bullet was heard and his body fell with a thump. “Thanks Tony! I owe you one big time!” America grinned towards the now interested in the movie alien. As America laughed he also fell to the floor, panicking, you ran to him and shook him but when you heard light snoring you smiled warmly and kissed his lips lightly thinking he’s unconcious, but as he smirked your face over heated….
(Source: poisontao, via lgbtlaughs)
My best friend wrote me this amazing letter for my b-day :’)
Dear Ludo (the Aglyman)
How’s my favorite hot human being today? Well don’t answer yet because I might be able to convince Tom to leave the dungeon where I keep all my slaves (if you know what I mean.) That would be a pretty sexy hexy birthday present, huh? Too bad he broke his arm doing labor-intensive activities, i.e. putting up with an angry Bill.
On another note, I’d just like to say that over the last year you’ve become a close friend that’s so much fun to hang out with. I’m so happy you love Tokio Hotel almost as much as I do :) I’m also glad that you love America like I do too. As well as many other things, such as derping in the beer aisle.
Speaking of the beer aisle, I saw the German teacher yesterday. He had really tight pants.
Happy Birthday <3
Liebe,
Sarah Kaulitz <3
Zimmer 483, 5 years
